UPDATE: We are currently planning our efforts to cover the Breitbartocalypse as the destruction happens, equipped with in-the-field reporters and our very own Senior Breitbartocalypseologist. Check back at 10:45pm EST on Monday, March 15th, just 15 minutes before it is expected to hit, for our first round of coverage.
If you do not know what I am talking about, take a gander at this, then take a minute to pick yourself up off the floor after a good laugh:
You have to hand to the folks of conservativeland. We progressives have hope, the conservative movement has pipe dreams.