We've got our first report since the arrival of the Breitbartocalypse:
We have secured a location just outside the expected disaster zone to broadcast out of for as long as possible. We'll have reporters in the field, and experts in the studio bringing you the most extensive coverage and best analysis as the destruction happens.
The country first learned of the impending Breitbartocalypse only weeks ago, when Andrew Breitbart, conservative talking head, warned us that the Institutional Left™ was on the brink of disaster.
Check Sum of Change tonight at 6:00pm for our first report as the chaos ensues!!!